don't touch me

My name's Helen. I obsess over everyone.
  • Rihanna: Oh nana, what's my name?
  • Trey Songz: Oh nana, look what you done started.
  • Beyonce: I want you, nana.
  • Me: WHO THE FUCK IS NANA?

yungbeysus:

i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors

it’s like

"red"
"blue"
"yellow"
"the other blue one"

(Source: michellevisagevevo, via lohanthony)